To start with, I'm going to lay it all out here on the line: I am a wild guy who is no stranger to being fierce. Now, with that said, you can meet the down-to-Earth guy I truly am. I'm in my mid-20s, have my masters degree in biology, and work as a lab rat [meaning, i run around in a box (aka the lab) and do tricks (aka experiments) for food (aka $$$) HAHAHAHA]. Someday I do hope to go back and get that PhD, but in the mean time, I am comfortable doing what I do, but I could be even more comfortable at a different job :-D LMFFAO (the FF is ****ing fabulous!!!!!!!)

So obviously by now, you may have acheived obtaining the knowledge of my sarcasm! It is a very powerful tool of mine, that does go above and beyond needed. And trust me, thats no hyperbole! HAHAHAH Oh, yeah, I also have a sense of humor!!!
If you want to know anything else about me, you can go right ahead and ask!

The person I would LOVE to meet is just a normal laid back guy who isn't full of himself, who knows what he wants and knows how to get it, knows how to have a good time, and how to keep the crowd entertained. Above all, personality AND intelligence mean more to me than having the looks of a Greek god.

But look, these are words. I'd rather get to know someone in person and go from there. So go ahead, IM or email me! Even with my fangs, I don't bite....hard!

Oh yeah, and send me roses dammit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And I will kick your ass if I see you looking at my profile without either sending me an IM or email

I'm an , but really a HAHAHA


I do realize that many will read this and not message me, nor have a reason to even want to talk to me. It's all good and dandy, because the only thing I had to lose was my time typing all this. So, if you don't want to talk, it's cool; I do understand!

Take care and do whatever you please! Now I'm gonna rock out!!!


I truly hope I didn't come off as crazy :-\ And I only said I'm looking for friends to not be too intimidating! :)

I think a first date should be something nice and relaxing. So, meet for coffee to start with and go from there. If no "sparks" occur during the coffee, it's very easy to split ways right there and then. And, if something does occur, then hey, we go for a walk around Lincoln Park, down the lake shore, shop along Michigan Ave and have excellent conversations. And, if that all goes well, then it will be time for food. Then after that, just spend time finishing up our conversation and enjoying the twinkle of the stars (because by now, it's night, right?) or maybe go listen to live music or catch a few drinks.


But then again, I recently found out the best first date is buying me a ticket to a Broadway show I've been dying to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D And trust me, this route gets you far in life ;)